Summer of Punk

Welcome to a new era, the era of Punk. I single-handedely made wrestling relevant again when I dropped the Pipe bomb. Well watch out because here comes another one. I made this UNIVERSE relevant again because I'm the BEST IN THE WORLD. Prepare for the Summer of Punk because I am the reason those fans fill the seats, I am the reason you fools get paid, and I am the reason that this company runs!

Whoa back the bus up punk. Lets get something right here you only fight for money thats all no wonder you don't got any fans.

At least I know where my money is being spent, I don't waste it on drugs and alcohol, but what can you expect from a dumbass like you who jumps off ladders, have to do something to take away the pain right? Or is it because your a worthless worm and you can't live with yourself knowing that you'll never be what I am.

Why you bring up the past for punk I'm clean from the drugs. Im here to do what I love and im here for the CREATURES!!!! Unlike you only here for the money

I'm here because I'm the BEST IN THE WORLD! and unlike you I don't need a bunch of brain washed and brain dead kids to like me for me to feel any sort of self worth. If you were any sort of role model at all you would admit that you're worthless.

NEVER!!!!!! I CARE ABOUT MY CREATURES MORE THEN AGAIN I DON'T TURN MY BACK ON THEM NO MATTER WHAT IS GOING ON

No Matter what? How about when you let them all down at TNA Victory Road, I know you don't remember it so I'll fill you in. All your Mindless creature were cheering you on to win in a TNA World Title Match against Sting, and you know what happened? You were so messed up on drugs that you only lasted for 89 seconds, you abandoned your creatures and made a fool of yourself.

See there you go bring up the past again how about you bring something up that isn't from the past

You know why I bring up the past? Because deep down I know you're still the same useless junkie. You miss the thrill of it, you miss the rush, once an addict always an addict.

Actually no I dont. I'm more happy clean then being on drugs think you very much

It takes years for some of that stuff to leave your system, the only real way to be clean is to be Straight Edge like me, your aren't half the role model I am.

Last time I check no fans want to look up for treating them like shit

At least I don't pander to the half wits like you do, I have morals and I have dignity, I don't grovel at the feet of the audience, they grovel at my feet, you would know that if you hadn't killed most of your brain cells already.

Do me a favor come back when you have better jokes that don't involve the past

How can I do that when you have no future what so ever? You're a washed up junkie hanging on for dear life, and when I get the chance you'll be wishing for a drink more than ever before then we'll see what type of man you are.

Punk Lets face it you only got past jokes because your past was shitting how about you get in the ring with me and we can fight it out or are you scared

SCARED? OF YOU? HAHAHAHA! don't flatter yourself I'm more scared of my mother-in-law than I am of you! If you want a match, then you've got yourself a match, just don't blame me if you relapse after I'm done with you.

Lets make it more fun how about a EXTREME RULES MATCH

Is that how you get your highs now Jeff? You want me to beat you so badly that your body goes numb?

(why is it always you too fighting lol kappa)

(you gotta admit we have epic feuds)

(true)

(We don't always fight but when we do its for the forums)